[Shifu raises an eyebrow in disbelief.] The secret ingredient is—nothing. He ladles soup into them.]. SHIFU Inner peace... inner peace... i-in... in-in...inner peace. Mantis groans as he fights to keep a hold of the ropes. [Po waves it off and walks in the other direction. He picked me by accident. It's very impressive! ], PO [grumbling to himself] Rules, chores, training... Shifu needs to relax! SHIFU Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet! PO It's not crazy! NARRATOR (PO) The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he chuckles: the room is empty. Po looks utterly terrified. Crane hovers above the bowl and looks to Shifu. I've had a long and rather disappointing day, so uh...yeah, I should probably get to sleep now. Who am I kidding? Last thing I'm gonna say. Awww, did I step on the witty kitty's tail? The others follow suit.] ], [Their chuckles falter when they hear an approaching flapping sound. He chose me! ], [Tai Lung dodges several of the incoming spears, and then moves himself so the next one breaks him free of one of his shackles, much to the guards' horror. Fly back there and tell them... the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. He stands, weapon in hand.]. CREAK-CREAK... Tigress opens the door next to him. I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! PO I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. ], [Po looks at his confused father, and then turns back to look at the palace as thunder clouds gather. PO I may not have Shifu's help, but I've got something that you guys don't got: the Tri Bo Yao! OOGWAY Po, take your rightful place as leader. Shifu, Oogway and the Five look up, startled. That's what Shifu has me workin' on. https://kungfupanda.fandom.com/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda/Transcript?oldid=112410, This subject has been distinguished as part of the real world and therefore should not be taken as part of the fictional universe of the. NARRATOR (PO) He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness! [Makes monkey sounds. You haven't practiced the Tri Bo Yao, you haven't studied the meditation scrolls, and I'm assuming you haven't raked the peach blossoms? SHIFU To rake things in a raking motion... with a rake. He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. [While being fed, baby Tai Lung yanks off some of Shifu's whiskers. Satisfied, Shifu resumes his meditation. Master, why is this happening? He knocks the woks away and exposes the scroll. ], [The guards obey, and the elevator descends in the darkness towards the very bottom area of the prison. He nervously trails off.] I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake... [Shifu and the Five stare at Po as he faces the dummy, and Shifu loses his patience. I was going to ask you--. OOGWAY Ah, yes. [He rushes forward and attempts to blow out the fuse.]. As Tai Lung makes his move on the scroll, Po sents a wok into his face, and turns the array of overturned woks into a shell game, sliding the woks around at top speed to hide the scroll. We are noodle folk... broth runs deep through our veins! We're clear! [As his training progresses, Po steadily becomes efficient at kung fu, able to mimic Shifu's elaborate kung fu moves, push up with one finger, and block all of Shifu's attacks. ], [Mr Ping goes back to packing things up. Tai Lung has broken out of prison! Dragon Warrior-ing! "Double the guard? PO Wait wait wait! [He tries to lift one leg, but fails.]. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST! He stops for a breather and flops onto his back.]. [Shifu dodges each attack. Him?! Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! (00:15:00), After failing miserably in his first day of training and overhearing the Furious Five joke about what an “impressive” Dragon Warrior he is, Po feels defeated. Shifu gestures silently... now Po is free to eat. VACHIR Hey, tough guy! MONKEY Since when does Shifu do the shopping? [He still points at Po, intrigued by this unexpected occurrence. [ Crane rolls his eyes.] PO No, Master, I didn't die. [To guards] Archers! PO Hickery, Dickery-- [unable to answer again and shouts] Shifu is too uptight to accept that Oogway doesn't need him! Look at this place! ], [Shifu walks with a bit more energy as he and the Five approach the training hall courtyard. Angered, Shifu snaps. and... then he turned bad... and... now he's in jail... [FLASHBACK. Okay, sorry! Some time later, Po is still ascending the stairs, dragging his cart behind him, exhausted. Po manages to fight off the leopards.]. TELL ME! TAI LUNG But he didn't teach you everything. However, at the last second he sees only baby Tai Lung running towards him. She stops outside their door. You've said that already. Tigress! PO Uh, yeah. SHIFU The panda? I'm a blur. SHIFU [He looks up.] [chuckles, but stops] I mean, yes, you are! It is his! Her comrades exchange quick, worried looks. PO Shifu! That kind of thing. Where'd he go? [scoffs] That's ridiculous. And Shifu had to destroy what he had created. I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve. I'm simply... at peace. Villagers move past him as he slowly makes progress. ], [She takes off across the rooftops. [Junjie's leopards are hidden behind the doors. PO And here I am saying you got no sense of humor. Oh ho, yeah! He lifts up his stomach, leans forward... leans... leans... and falls over. SHIFU [Inside the arena] Citizens of the Valley of Peace! A real warrior never quits! ], [The roof explodes and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. Above the staff is a portrait of Oogway performing his usual Tai Chi beneath the peach tree. Shifu recovers himself quickly and faces his former student. He also sighs. Do you understand your master? Kung Fu Panda – Oogway Ascends by Hans Zimmer - (1,043 Views) July 1, 2020 July 1, 2020 admin Easy Kalimba Tabs Leave a comment CLICK HERE TO GET KALIMBA TABS LETTER/NUMBER NOTES PO [suddenly hesitant] Uh, well... uh, I'd love to, but actually... uh... SHIFU [still excited] Yes? He walks back to his son sympathetically.]. MR. PING Also, I was thinking, maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to... our problem! VACHIR I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu. [He runs up to it.] Shifu smiles. THUNK! For a moment, Po stares at his reflection on the scroll, then his eyes widen. But if you insist... [At that moment, the Five gather around Po.]. She has seen what just transpired between Shifu and Po. He runs up to it.] This transcript has been separated into three segments, indicated accordingly to the episode's commercial breaks. Suddenly, they stop laughing. SHIFU No no, I mean... how did you get up there? ], [Oogway is engulfed by peach blossoms as he begins glowing with a lovely blue light. TIGRESS One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. What makes you think I'm upset? [An enraged Tai Lung rampages through a village.]. He wasn't even meant to be here... it was an accident! The whole Valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them! ], [WUMP. This is a big moment. He quickly picks it up and heads downstairs where he trips and falls the rest of the way. [He reaches for the bowl. Yeah... [Inside the arena, the pigs are drumming as Oogway begins to slowly approach the Five, his palm swaying in the air as he prepares to make a decision. Promise me, Shifu. Shifu loved Tai Lung like he'd never loved anyone before... [Some time later, young Tigress in the training hall strikes the dummy in the same manner as Tai Lung, but this time, the spear in the reack spins rather than topples. MR. PING So for our next shop, it's time to face it... the future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables, no longer slices. [Mantis pops up on Po's face and halts Tigress.]. [Puts himself in a kung fu position. Grrraahh—, [Outside on the balcony of the neighboring house, a pig watering flowers stares at Po. [Po reaches for the scroll, but hesitates.]. [Shifu plays that "one note" and sustains it for a few seconds.]. I should've listened to you, Shifu. SHIFU: Sounds like you haven't practiced. He kinda, sorta said... [Shifu looks at him expectantly.] And he's stuck with you... a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. [He lifts Shifu up to the ceiling. He deflects, blocks, dodges, parries, and the attackers go flying. PO What? Po yells in the distance as he continues to tumble... [In his bunkhouse room that evening, Po is still yelling in pain.]. That's a little uncalled for—. Minutes later, Commander Vachir, the warden, is standing in front of the frightened Zeng, reading the scroll.

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